29th May 2008, by Andrew Barr

10 Yetis Are Preparing For The Invasion...

Apparently our very hospitable country is encouraging non-native species, such as unwanted plants and animals, to invade Britain and damage our native wildlife...costing us Brits an estimated £2bn a year!

Bluebells, red squirrels and water voles are all threatened by these species but fear not, the government has announced a special rapid response unit to spot dangerous Floating Pennywort and evil American Mink and prevent further damage. Phew for the government!

Doesn't look particularly threatening to me...!?

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