31st May 2007, by Andrew Barr

10 Yetis Gets Out The Wand in Public

Absolutely worst news ever - Parry Hotter is getting his own flipping theme park! Don't know about you but I cannot be doing with the bespectacled wizardry books.

I quite enjoyed Lord of The Rings and all that but Harry just does not do it for me... I wonder what the rides will be like:

Haunted house: Packed full of Ginger Ron Weasel Lookalikes?
Big Dipper: Ride goes as high as Harry's voice when he started the films and then plunges to now when his voice has dropped to that of a 30 year old?
Waltzers: Spun round by girls dressed like the hyperactive girl who plays Ron's love action in the film?
Magic Mirror Rooms: Harry gets his wand out and changes peoples shape, size and appearance?

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Artists Impression of Harry Potter Aged 65

Dull dull dull, but more money for JK (and Joel) Rowling, good for her!

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