Middle Britain's World Record Attempts... this week saw Lego Land in Windsor attempt to scoop the world record for the tallest structure made entirely out of Lego. It took 500,000 Lego bricks and stands 100ft tall. The tower beats the funny speaking people of Canada whose previous Lego tower attempt reached a very poor 96ft.
Another Lego Tower - Not the Windsor One
When your own defence lawyer opens with the phrase, "he is creepy but not a criminal" you know you are on a sticky wicket! Jack Jordan, stalker of Uma Therman is now behind bars after chasing the star all over the shop. Apparently he believed he should be with her since he was a child and even tried to blackmail her parents into seeing her.
He is now off for psychiatric assessments!