Simpsons star Nancy Cartright (the voice behind Bart Simpson) has given a whopping $10 million to the slightly strange Church of Scientology. She has eclipsed former 'top gun' Tom Cruise's donation of $5 million and has been awarded Scientology's Patron Laureate Award.
Today's has to go to fallen pop princess Britney Spears who has been sectioned by shrinks in a massive police operation. After claiming that everyone wanted a 'piece' of her, the star was left literally in pieces after exhibiting signs of 'outrageous' behaviour. It took, however a cunning military-style operation in order for the police to get their bit of the tormented bundle of trouble.
Spears is now being forcibly held in an 'over-protected' mental unit in Los Angeles hospital as a result of her "mental disorder". She was deemed a "danger to herself and others", obviously a consequence of being 'toxic'.
While the press are having a 'gimme more' field day, one can only ask how many more hits this baby can take before she's literally driven 'crazy'.
'Toxic' pic credit the Mirror