Grab your flask of tea and get on down to Lancashire because there are reports of thousands of packets of McVities biscuits being washed up on the coast line.
The biscuits are a result of a cargo ship getting into difficulty and losing its load.
Dunk me, Dunk me again - I am going no-where buddy
Anyway, stuff writing the blog... I am off. It doesn't matter if they taste a bit salty... chocolate biscuits, thousands of them I tell you.