Was just about to log off when I saw this story on Sky about German police raiding a flat because of the smell and thinking they were going to find a rotting body.
What did they find? Not a rotting body but just a guy with smelly feet.
A good point of reference for all of those people who are moaned at for having wiffy tootsies, at least we don't cause a police raid.
A collection of toe jam!
Good old Germans... who said they don't have a sense of humour