06th Mar 2008, by Andrew Barr

10 Yetis...Helen Not Impressed by Hugo's Desktop Habits!

After sitting eagerly in my chair this morning, I was poised for action when, as I perused my desk for biscuits whilst waiting for my pc to warm up, I noticed.................

Some rather grubby marks on the surface and a number of suspicious hairs (which were certainly not mine) and some wet patches which looked rather like dog drool!!! Jumping to conclusions i immediately searched for Hugo, whom i found sleeping innocently in his bed. After accessingly the length of his very short legs, i concluded that it couldn't possibly be lovely little Hugo unless he'd magically sprouted wings.

And then i found this bit of incriminating evidence.....

'Hugo eating snot rags at my desk....gross'


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