When the Yeti clan left the office last night and scampered off to our cosy dwellings we were blissfully unaware of the sinsiter rumblings that were about to erupt and rock the majority of the UK out of their sleep. At approximately 1am Britain was hit by the biggest quake in 25 years...yikes....measuring 5.2 on the Richter Scale. The quakey shakies shuddered through thousands of homes spreading both possessions and panic...eekkkk! Luckily the Yeti cave was undisturbed by the tremor....so it's back to business as usual!
'Barney Rubble was all over Lincolnshire like a rash'